Welcome to Wednesday, ** insert generic cliche about hump day** 

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Which means the return of Mr. Wednesday and his famed trivia! 

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Mr. Wednesday, the floor is yours..

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Mid to late 20s is a weird age. You can still pass for a teenager, but you also feel like your body is falling apart..

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There is no proof that other people can’t read your mind.

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** Excuse me, Wednesday, but these are not questions, more statements usually reserved for a Thoughtful Tuesday.

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I am Odin, the All-Father and a prominent Norse god.. who are you? A sniveling bald human has no right to tell me what to do..

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Ok, guess today is Tuesday, and Mr. Wednesday you may continue.

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Growing overweight is, in part, due to having an efficient, survival-oriented metabolism.

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Taking a poop is one of life’s most common activities, yet the least discussed..

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** alright that’s enough.. And not sure where you are living, but poop discussions are common around this household.

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And I hope everyone enjoys your Tues... I mean Wednesday.

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