I had a deeply personal story to share, but then said f-that, I am going to keep that for myself.

And Ox. Awhile ago, I set up a shared folder in the cloud where I periodically wax poetically about life and tell him stories on video, in case something ever happened to me.

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Anyway, instead of a deeply personal story, I will share this..

Me: Ox hasn’t finished his sandwich yet...

Jen: Ok, just throw it out.

Me: * Helping Ox pack his suitcase and some toys. * 

“Look, I’m just as surprised as you are. “

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Or

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A Ghost walks into a craft brewery...

Artisanal Beer Guide / Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here” 

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Toddles.

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