The Police Departments in Scooby Doo have to be the nation's worst

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They have sidewalks in the Pixar Cars movies

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Lego people live in houses of their own flesh

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Vegans would be considered Grass fed cannibals

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Starbursts aren't juicy, they just flavor your spit.

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One armed people are the best for spooning