When you have kids, you start having to ask your parents to go out again.

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Some parking spots earn over min. wage.

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Gravity fighter sounds way better than weightlifter.  

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When a baby isn't crying or eating it looks like an actor in a movie having a Nam flashback. -

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It's only when your friends set you up on a date that you truly know what league you are in.