People argue over pineapple on pizza, because no one puts Anchovies on it anymore.

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In 20 years Tom and Jerry will celebrate their 100th birthday.

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Doing cardio is temporarily increasing your risk of a heart attack in order to prevent a heart attack.

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Another Pizza one (am I hungry?) It's one of the foods we eat from the inside out.

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People's main use for a Driver's License is to buy things that make it harder to drive.

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At a fast food restaurant, chicken is the most expensive meat. At a fancy joint, chicken is the cheapest thing on the menu.